Total Medals Earned: 2,054 (From 288 different games.) Total Medal Score: 37,770 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (185/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/11 (225/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 20/24 (160/180 points)
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character