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Total Medals Earned: 2,054 (From 288 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 37,770 Points

The Annoying Little Game

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Chasing the Unicorns 5 Points

Trippin' Balls

Weakling 10 Points

Die 37 times

Ain't Gonna Cut It 25 Points

Survive the cave of blades

Admirable Patience 50 Points

Finish the game

Invincible 100 Points

Finish the game with no deaths

The Arrow Of Time

Medals Earned: 4/5 (400/500 points)

End of an Era 100 Points

Complete the main game.

Fight in the Shade 100 Points

Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.

I Have the Powers 100 Points

Buy all of the upgrades.

Quickdraw 100 Points

Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.

Time Hunter 100 Points

Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 6/12 (110/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

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Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 15/16 (430/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

The Jersey Shore Situation

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)

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Abdominal Bruiser 5 Points

You destroyed his abs

Man Boobs 5 Points

His ribs are showing bro!

Guido Bully 10 Points

You Knocked him out

Appealing Face 25 Points

At least his face looks better now

Guido King 25 Points

You won the fight!

Timely Manner 25 Points

You won the game rather quickly

Untouchable 100 Points

Not a scratch on your face

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 13/16 (345/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

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Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

The Visit

Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)

'Sup, Honeybee? 25 Points

I'm home!

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